Rather sit on a toilet than stand?

Yes, it does sound rather bleak - apparently that's what GA commuters have to face.

tight squeeze

Unfortunately there are speed restrictions at #stratford at the moment, so things are a little cramped. On the plus side I am on the 0740 rather than the 0759 - so it makes me feel like I am really making an effort coming in early (albeit later than usual).

What cracks me up though is the man who would actually rather sit in the disgusting toilet (not the seating area around the toilet carriage, I'm talking he must be full on sitting on the toilet seat) than stand up!! He was a rather large man, so maybe standing up was too much for him, but to be honest, I don't know how he has managed to fit in the toilet, it's tiny in there! I just can't wait to see when he comes out, I just want to look at his face, and give him a "wow, well done" look. I wonder if he's in there thinking about all the people that have done their business in there, never mind the other things that doesn't bear thinking about! (yes, your fellow travelers are filthy animals).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6077112/Twittering-on-the-toilet-Britains-bathroom-habits.html

Okay so he has just emerged just before Liverpool Street, he actually flushed the chain before he came out, so perhaps it was just the world's longest toilet session? Funnily enough, he has gone through the doors to the next carriage, so I imagine he knows that I am judging him.

Feet on seats!!!

After a long hard day at work, I turn to see this, I had to take a picture of this as I was that incensed!

Aaaaggghhh what is wrong with these people.  Why on earth would you put your dirty shoes on seats meant for sitting?  I have to sit on them, in fact, you completely selfish ignorant commuter - it will be more than likely that you have to sit on them again.    I seriously hope that one day you end up sitting in some foul matter one day, and maybe you'll realise how gross it is to sit on crap from someone else's shoe.

This guy has to be at least 35 years old - you'd have thought he'd have some respect.

Can someone please enlighten me as to why you would this?  I mean, maybe it's me, perhaps I am being pedantic...but would you want to sit on what's on his shoe?  I'm not even getting onto the rant that he is monopolising seats!!